Even though I don’t know any of you for shit, thank you for pumping your AC. It is because of you that we, on the ground floor and in the middle of all of you, have yet to turn ours on, and still live in an incredibly comfortable environment. I have slept with a fleece blanket during 90+ degree weather for the last several days and it’s all thanks to you.

So seriously, thank you for paying my comfort bills.