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02

Jul

HEY YOU. YEAH I’M TALKING TO YOU, LIGHTNING BOLT. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WEEKEND.
HEY YOU. YEAH I’M TALKING TO YOU, LIGHTNING BOLT. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WEEKEND.

3 days ago

01

Jul

Oh, happy hour. I don’t know how I would get through the week without you.
Oh, happy hour. I don’t know how I would get through the week without you.

4 days ago

30

Jun

29;@(&,!/’ JUST PICK ONE FOR ME JOB.
29;@(&,!/’ JUST PICK ONE FOR ME JOB.

5 days ago 1 note

27

Jun

Hey guys, Put a case on your iPhone. -L

Hey guys,

Put a case on your iPhone.

-L

1 week ago

25

Jun

I may have a real job now but my notes are still in high school.
I may have a real job now but my notes are still in high school.

1 week ago 1 note

Dear people who live in my building,

Even though I don’t know any of you for shit, thank you for pumping your AC. It is because of you that we, on the ground floor and in the middle of all of you, have yet to turn ours on, and still live in an incredibly comfortable environment. I have slept with a fleece blanket during 90+ degree weather for the last several days and it’s all thanks to you.

So seriously, thank you for paying my comfort bills.

1 week ago

24

Jun

thetwentysomething: nmpnmp: Did you hear? They are building a boutique hotel on North Ave at the six corners in Wicker Park.  What an odd location for tourists.  The end of Wicker Park hipsterness: not my problem.  On to Logan Square! God, that is the end of an era. It’s probably good for the area. It’s getting so ridiculous and intense I can’t even stand to go over there anymore.
thetwentysomething:

nmpnmp:

Did you hear?

They are building a boutique hotel on North Ave at the six corners in Wicker Park.  What an odd location for tourists.  The end of Wicker Park hipsterness: not my problem.  On to Logan Square!

God, that is the end of an era.

It’s probably good for the area. It’s getting so ridiculous and intense I can’t even stand to go over there anymore.

1 week ago 2 notes

thetwentysomething via thetwentysomething

22

Jun

This explains a lot.
This explains a lot.

1 week ago 3 notes

19

Jun

STUPID STUPID STUPID WEATHER.

I was packing up getting ready to leave at a NORMAL time (5:00 on Friday) and the earth decided to shit everywhere so now I have to take the next bus (in 30 min.) I will slaughter you, nature. Between all the creepy spiders and humidity and now HAIL IN JUNE I think you and me are done. I’m moving.

Bah.

2 weeks ago

16

Jun

I told a client he was a degenerate coke-head because he signed an email with “Rockin’ Like Dokken”. This is why I can’t have pretty things.
One of my roommates next year. Total snobbery. I should also mention that I love this.

2 weeks ago 1 note

15

Jun

In Chagas-endemic areas, the main mode of transmission is through an insect vector called a triatomine bug.[1] A triatomine becomes infected with T. cruzi by feeding on the blood of an infected person or animal. During the day, triatomine hide in crevices in the walls and roofs. The bugs emerge at night, when the inhabitants are sleeping. Because they tend to feed on people’s faces, triatomine bugs are also known as “kissing bugs.” After they bite and ingest blood, they defecate on the person.
Chagas disease is the most terrifying thing I have ever heard of.

2 weeks ago

12

Jun

“Get lost, you thieving swine” might be the best sample sentence in a dictionary entry ever.
“Get lost, you thieving swine” might be the best sample sentence in a dictionary entry ever.

3 weeks ago

11

Jun

This is us but with the pool.
This is us but with the pool.

3 weeks ago 1 note

Nearly every time I leave work, this is what happens.
Nearly every time I leave work, this is what happens.

3 weeks ago

Trying to write serious copy is hard sometimes.
Trying to write serious copy is hard sometimes.

3 weeks ago 1 note