sidewalk bagatelle.
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hover bun

hover bun

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Frame 2: Ben
Frames 3 and 4: Ryan

Frame 2: Ben

Frames 3 and 4: Ryan

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If you are in Champaign-Urbana and like cheap, cute things, you should come to our extended clothing/accessory sale tonight from 6-8.
We had a sale yesterday, and we have so much left that we’re extending it to tonight!
Here is the facebook event.
If you need directions and/or don’t have facebook, please email me at elle [dot] destree [at] gmail [dot] com.
Most things are under $10! We have clothes, shoes, jewelry (some hand-made), hair accessories, even some records and other little things. Come come!

If you are in Champaign-Urbana and like cheap, cute things, you should come to our extended clothing/accessory sale tonight from 6-8.

We had a sale yesterday, and we have so much left that we’re extending it to tonight!

Here is the facebook event.

If you need directions and/or don’t have facebook, please email me at elle [dot] destree [at] gmail [dot] com.

Most things are under $10! We have clothes, shoes, jewelry (some hand-made), hair accessories, even some records and other little things. Come come!

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HIJACK

HIJACK

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Fuck!

I am going to knit tonight!

Shit!

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I’ve never been married, but have been cheated on twice by two different men and I ended up better off without them. You will too. People who cheat are a different breed. Those of us who don’t should never mingle with those that do. It’s a rule of nature I think. Cheaters deserve each other. We deserve better. Hold out for it.
So I totally took this from a comment on Reddit (don’t judge), but it is very, very true.
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ljm:

I want to make sure I cover all necessary topics in the You Are Among Friends book (which will be published by the holidays, by the way! Start your letters to Santa now!). In writing the zine, I wrote directly to my memory of my twelve-year-old self. In the book, not only do I want to address a wider audience, but I also want to address a range of concerns wider than the ones I personally dealt with most.

Girls, ladies, women: What were you most concerned about as an adolescent? What made you deliriously happy? What did you worry about? What made you cry so much that your dad scolded you at the dinner table to “quit crying all the time?” (Oh. Just me, then?)

I’m asking that ideas be sent to me via my website—click the “Say Hi” link at the top.

I’d like this to reach as wide an audience of ladies as possible, so if you have it in your heart to give a girl a good old-fashioned reblog this morning, please do!

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I have been staring at this picture for the last 5 minutes, seething.
Fuck each and every one of you in this photo, seriously.
Fuck you, and fuck every hatemonger just like you. Leave people alone. Just go away.

I have been staring at this picture for the last 5 minutes, seething.

Fuck each and every one of you in this photo, seriously.

Fuck you, and fuck every hatemonger just like you. Leave people alone. Just go away.

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Optimism!
Marty: I can't stop eating candy.
Me: Welcome to office life
Marty: but I don't even like candy
Marty: and can't stop
Me: Yeah, I know
Marty: Awful
Marty: Pizza candy and sitting
Me: It's like some fucked up thing that happens to you
Me: It's bad enough that you're sitting all day.
Me: Then you have to constantly fight the urge to eat junk constantly so as not to fall asleep/kill yourself
Marty: And so much coffee, yet you just sit
Me: Right. Welcome to the next 40 years of your life.
Marty: Bring it on.
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It’s just too damn funny.

It’s just too damn funny.

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scenes-from-my-hood:

this is for anyone who reads, or has read, julia allison.  it is alarmingly on-point.
((via))

Whoever made this is a genius.

scenes-from-my-hood:

this is for anyone who reads, or has read, julia allison.  it is alarmingly on-point.

((via))

Whoever made this is a genius.

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Today I have already:
  • Found someone claiming to have built the Internet (see below)
  • Found someone who specializes in heraldry
  • Learned what the Zoroastrian religion is, and found out it scares me like all other religions
  • Found someone who “trained the world’s youngest hacker” and is proud of it, despite his applying to contribute to a website

I fear for the human race.

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Late in the last century, I began building the Internet. What do you think of it so far? Contact me via email or phone. I will happily supply you with my resume and references.
O RLY?
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I went as Carmen Sandiego for Halloween. I stole crap all night. My roommate, the photographer, was paparazzi for Halloween so we have some great photos of the night.

I went as Carmen Sandiego for Halloween. I stole crap all night. My roommate, the photographer, was paparazzi for Halloween so we have some great photos of the night.

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So, this happened…
(we found these people as soon as we walked into this party. It both creeped me out and verified that none of us did a very good job at being as elusive as our characters.)

So, this happened…

(we found these people as soon as we walked into this party. It both creeped me out and verified that none of us did a very good job at being as elusive as our characters.)